What the fuck? You can’t pimp nobody when it’s 136 degrees. I’m in the hotel lobby with a fur coat on, some swim trunks, some Timberlands and an umbrella, because I don’t know what may happen in this raggedy bitch this evening. A pimp don’t know what to wear in this motherfucker. It’s been hot and mild, rainy, cloudy, sleety, cold. It’s been all… How the fuck is you n i g g a s gonna have all the weather? This is bullshit! Seventy-two hours. Let’s get this out the way before a n i g g a gets started. Katt Williams! Um, before we get cracking, I do have some complaints about Cincinnati. Give it up and welcome the very funny Mr. I got to show America how a pimp like this was created. Yes, this is the real Ohio players’ society. You got to bring pimping to the birthplace. Well, you know, this is where the pimping came from. And thanks a lot for doing this in Cincinnati. You know the doors are always wide open for you. I want to thank you for coming out here, man, and just spending time with us here. Beat it! Too late now! We need you to be a Negro in your time of goodness. That’s how you end up real, real light-skinned in court with the Moslems around you. If you forget the hood, the hood will forget you. You know, just trying to talk to some folks out there on the street and see what they think about me coming. Yesterday, I went to a couple of schools, hit a couple of streets in Avondale, turned a couple of corners. You know what I mean? I had to hit the streets. I wanted to, you know, come take the temperature of the town real quick. What can they expect on the 25th at the Taft Theatre? Yeah, exactly.
I just want to let everybody know exactly what is going down. I can’t heal you, but I can put a little… I can put a little salve on it for a second. I just got some Bactine and some Band-Aids. For you to come here and bring some healing, that’s, like, wow. You know, when I want to go get something off my mind, I go to a comedy show. They kind of leave where they say they’re from, and then they never want to come back and give back, which is good ’cause you bringing in some healing, ’cause l… Comedy is healing to me.
That’s a good thing, and, you know, I applaud you for that, especially remembering home. Now, if you think that that’s so serious, you feel like that’s something that shouldn’t be done by me, then I’m sorry. So I go where people are hurting, and I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half, two hours. I make people laugh, and the best people to make laugh are the people that are hurting. So a fireman goes where the fire is and tries to put out the fires.
I am beholden to the public, and I view my job as seriously as a fireman does his job. On the other hand, I am a public official. So I don’t take the boycotters lightly at all. My concern is, you know… First of all, let me say that I do want to respect other people’s opinion and what they’re doing in a very serious situation. And I’m not really interested in whatever political issues are involved with that. What’s actually going on? What’s bringing you back to Cincinnati? You know, this is my place of origination, so the first thing you want to do if you make any success, is you want to go back to where it started, and you want to try to put something back there. Say, Katt, you doing some big things there, man. Man, it’s just an honor to have this guy just stop by just to say hi and say what’s up to Cincinnati.
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